The Wiz wandered in and informed Chatty that he had been to the store to "get a few things" - bread, potato chips and Fritos, to be exact. His body is a temple dedicated to all things carbohydrate. Also meat.

    Here’s the conversation that transpired:

    Chatty: "Darn, I wish I had known you were going to the store - I had a list."

    The Wiz: "Oh, I saw your list."

    Chatty: "Great! Did you get everything?"

    The Wiz: "No, I didn't get anything."

    Chatty: "Why not?"

    The Wiz: "Because they all looked like things you'd have to pick out."

    And what was on the list, my friends?

    A cucumber, French bread, a head of lettuce, and blueberries.

    Yep, complicated stuff, all right!

    Oh well, at least Chatty can cross off the bread…